All right, I got prepared for this "chaperone" to arrive while Harry went monkey-teasing and parrot-adopting.

Most drafty room in the house, check. Short sheeted the bed, check. Emptied all furniture and lighting from the room except said bed, check. I'm not court-ordered to make the chaperone comfortable and welcome.... Oo, I guess maybe I ( Read more... )

So, I have the strange urge to run off to visit some fjords. That's a fun word, fjords ( Read more... )

Where does this mane-for-brains idiot Minister get off saying he's going to recruit all of us who just finished Hogwarts to fight the Death Eaters, huh ( Read more... )

Harry's being stupid as usual but at least he finally agreed to our break-up. He's much better not as a boyfriend. And hey, as his chief candidate for female best friend, I have to keep him in line. Can't let his head swell too big ( Read more... )

Hey Parvati, I hope you enjoy it as much as I "enjoyed" your little conversation with Neville. Don't forget to water them!

Since you like flowers and Victorian meanings so, so much, I'm sure you'll understand.


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HARRY. You will find a physical copy of this waiting for you, but this is the public display to prove that I've submitted it and that it hasn't changed from the public version to the version you sign. Signatures are magically binding. You WILL sign your copy of the papers, you WILL make this OFFICIAL ENOUGH for you, got it?

Full name of party ( Read more... )

HA HA HA HA! That was totally worth skivving on my prep class!

So if you didn't catch the Olympics, you might've missed this TOTALLY stupid move Helios Hampton Hoho made!

Apparently his equipment got mixed up with a Muggle skater even though they're in totally separate facilities, so when he got out on the ice, he was wearing MUGGLE ICE SKATES! ( Read more... )

Harry, I REFUSE to be your girlfriend any more! I DEMAND that you make an appearance so I can officially break up with you! STOP AVOIDING ME! IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS 'DANGER,' WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT MORE DANGEROUS FOR YOURSELF?! If you don't hurry up and let me dump you, you WILL pay for this!

Don't make me cheat on you to make a point!

TEN POINTS ( Read more... )

You had better be happy with your stupid brochure, Henchman #2, because I absolutely refuse to work on it any more. The only reason you have it finished is because I don't back out of a business agreement, no matter how stupid, even if it's made while evil and is SO distasteful now!

-- Stupid cover for a stupid boy's stupid brochure
-- Stupid ( Read more... )

I'm not going to ask you, "do you want to know the truth?" or anything like that. But if you do want to know that, I'll give it to you. What I'm going to report here is much more the truth than what a certain Colin Creevey reported last week. I know it's from my point of view, but I'd like to be sure everyone knows what he's done so they can avoid ( Read more... )